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These pop stars didn't just rule the Billboard charts, they conquered the big screen. Failed prophecy: Betty White does NOT buy World Series winning baseball team.
Publication: Sun
Date: 20 June 2011
Back in June, the Sun had a cover with four prophecies for this year, none of them about the end of the world. One was that Miss Betty White would buy a baseball team and that team would win the World Series.
She is not part of the St. Louis Cardinal ownership.
Bun In The Oven Alert™: A girl for Beyonce!
Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
In Touch tells use that Beyoncé, who is definitely pregnant, has determined the baby is a girl.
Everybody in the world hopes the baby favors her mama.
Just sayin'.
Brave Last Days alert: Larry Hagman's last wish.
Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
The low rent Examiner tells us Larry Hagman is cancer stricken and that his last wish is to outlive his dying wife.
Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?Grave of Elizabeth Edwards' still unmarked.
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
The Enquirer tells us that the grave of Elizabeth Edwards is still unmarked and they have exclusive photos. Though he is not mentioned, this is obviously a continuation of their theme "John Edwards is a scumbag".
You'll get no argument from me, and I voted for the guy.
Bells Done Rung™: Elizabeth Edwards' daughter Cate weds.
(photo courtesy flynet)
Publication: People
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
People wants us to know that Cate Edwards, the daughter of the late Elizabeth Edwards, recently got married.
Technically, she also has to be the daughter of the under indictment scumbag John Edwards, but his name isn't mentioned.
Un. Be. Lievable.
This is my ninth World Series in my lifetime, and the fifth win, and this one has to be the sweetest -- the Cards late rush to the wild card, the great upset win over the Phillies, beating the Brewers in Milwaukee where the Regular Family lives, and now this electric Series against the Rangers. I just thank God and my Dad for making me a baseball fan and a Cardinal fan. Wow!
Damn You Fat Alert™: Kirstie Alley packs the pounds back on.
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Longtime readers will know that there is no class of people the Enquirer hates more than fat Scientologists. After her stint on Dancing With The Stars made her thinner, the Enquirer tells us she's porking out again, gaining 25 pounds in nine weeks, eating 4,500 calories a day.
As a fat person, those are disheartening numbers. I've never gained weight that fast and 4,500 calories is a crazy number.
Damn You Skinny Alert™: Ricki Lake loses 20 lbs.
Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Ricki Lake! The actress and talk show hostess has recently lost weight and this is being reported in a good way, one of the few weight stories this week with a positive slant. Good for her.
We gotta collapser! Garth Brooks breaks down.
Publication: Globe
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Two separate stories about Garth Brooks in two of the Wicked Step Sister tabloids. The low rent Examiner says there's a baby on the way, while the Globe says he has broken down in grief with all the bad news about the health of loved ones over the past few months.
Best wishes to Garth, his family and friends.
Bun in the Oven Alert™: A baby for Garth and Trisha.
Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
The low rent Examiner says there is a baby in the future for Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. It was not explicitly on the cover stated if she was pregnant or they planned to adopt.
Love Bird Alert™: When J. Lo & Bradley's affair really started.
Publication: OK!
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
As the story stands right now, Jennifer Lopez is the jilted party, what with her poodle of a husband Marc Anthony sniffing around Jada Pinkett Smith and messing the whole thing up. But this week, OK! says they know when J. Lo and her new beau Bradley Cooper really started seeing each other, which could completely change the whole "who jilted whom?" balance.
As usual, I didn't open the magazine to read it, so it could still be Marc got tired of Jennifer's well-formed-but-not-worth-the-grief hinder.
Hairdresser alert™: Rob Kardashian gay shocker!
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Rob Kardashian! No one really cares about Kardashians with penises, but now that he's on Dancing With The Stars, the Enquirer decided to say he's involved in some "gay shocker!"
Doesn't being famous look like just the funnest thing ever?
Nostradamus predicts the 2012 election
Publication: Sun
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Are you among the people who accept any prophecy that has the name Nostradamus linked to it.
It's time you changed your mind. The Sun puts a bunch of stuff on the front page predicting the 2012 election and one of them I am certain is complete bunk.
Welcome to gossip hell, Mitt Romney! Nostradamus says he will run afoul of the IRS.
Not impossible.
Barack Obama will have a health scare.
He's young, but all of us are mortal. This is possible.
Sarah Palin will run as a Democrat.
Ah, hellz no, as we say in Oakland. She's not running for office, she's too busy running after cash. People do switch parties, but the party has a say about it, too, and she's obviously a loser now. She wouldn't switch and the Dems wouldn't take her.
I am so certain of this, I'm going to put the "Nostradamus fail" label on this one right now. I will come back in November 2012 to check the others.
Sabrina Vega Profile & Images 2011
Profile:
Full Name:Sabrina Vega
Nickname:Bina or Bri
Birthdate:May 24, 1995
Hometown:Manhattan, New York, USA
Program:Women's Artistic
Level:Senior
Club:Dynamic Gymnastics
Head Coach:Sorin Cepoi
Other Coaches:Teodora Ungureanu-Cepoi
Personal Website:www.sabrinavega.com
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Joe Haden Profile & Pictures 2011
Profile:Ht/Wt: 5-11/181 lbs
Position: CB
School: Florida
Class: Junior
Haden became the first Florida Gator cornerback to start opening as a true freshman. He started all 12 games as freshman, recording 63 tackles, 3.5 tackles-for-loss, 12 pass break-ups, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 interception. As a sophomore he started all 14 games, recording 87 tackles, 1 forced fumble and fumble recovery, and 3 interceptions (1 in which he returned 88 yards.
Part way through the season, he’s rated the top cornerback that could enter the draft. Haden is on the smaller side at 5’11” and around 180 pounds. Has good instincts and is able to read plays well. Has excellent speed and can run with most receivers.
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Mario Balotelli Girlfriend 2011
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Not Long 4 This World and Meanest Story nominee: Barbra Streisand battles deadly disease!
Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
There are two new additions to the Tabloid Vulture list this week and they battle it out for Meanest Story of the Week with Steve Jobs, who allegedly died because he was a Buddhist. The Enquirer, which has previously published that Barbra Striesand is a hoarder whose marriage is on the rocks, now says she has a deadly cancer. Here are the headlines.
- Breaking news! Streisand cancer bombshell!
- Barbra's battle with deadly disease
- Husband James by her side
- Her new nightmare after colon surgery
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
Not Long 4 This World and Meanest Story nominee: Demi Moore's weight plunges to a life threatening level.
Publications: OK!, Weekly Life & Style, In Touch
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
Most weeks, it's the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the Enquirer, Globe and low rent Examiner fighting it out for Meanest Story of the Week, but this week three of the allegedly more reputable gossip rags put Demi Moore on the tabloid vulture list, saying her life style could kill her. These are the headlines.
- Weekly Life & Style: Starving to keep her man
Demi's daughters fear for her life
95 lbs. and dropping
500 calories a day
Taking dangerous diet hormones
What is she thinking? - OK!: Starving for attention
What's behind (Demi's) dangerous weight loss - In Touch: Demi's deadly diet
Kick a corpse, why don'tcha and Meanest Story nominee: Buddhism killed Steve Jobs!
Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 Nov. 2011
The low rent Examiner tells us there is a "Harvard report" that claims Buddhist beliefs killed Steve Jobs. It's a sign of how well known Jobs was that the low rent Examiner thinks their demographic, which skews older, more Southern and more dense, will know who he is and judge him on his scary non-Christian beliefs.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.
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