We gotta collapser! Garth Brooks breaks down.

Publication: Globe

Date: 7 Nov. 2011

Two separate stories about Garth Brooks in two of the Wicked Step Sister tabloids.  The low rent Examiner says there's a baby on the way, while the Globe says he has broken down in grief with all the bad news about the health of loved ones over the past few months.

 

Best wishes to Garth, his family and friends.

Bun in the Oven Alert™: A baby for Garth and Trisha.

Publication: National Examiner

Date: 7 Nov. 2011

The low rent Examiner says there is a baby in the future for Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood.  It was not explicitly on the cover stated if she was pregnant or they planned to adopt.

Breaking news (?): Garth Brooks' cancer tragedy.

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 Oct. 2011

Two different gossip magazines promised "breaking news" this week, which is not really possible in this era of the 24 hour news cycle for a magazine that has its front page set by Tuesday and hits the stands on Thursday. The Globe website tells us that Trisha Yearwood's mom has died from cancer. Last year, the low rent Examiner told us Garth's ex-wife Sandy also has a bad prognosis with cancer.

Best wishes to all concerned.

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Garth Brooks' stomach staple shocker!

Publication: Globe

Date: 15 August 2011



Years ago, Garth Brooks was skinny, then he was fat. Allegedly, he's skinny again or at least skinnier, and the Globe wants his fans to know he cheated and got his stomach stapled.