Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Kelly calls Christina fat!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

When we get a headline like "Kelly calls Christina fat!" it helps to have pictures. Too many Kellys and Christina's on the field, don'tcha know.

The Kelly is the rudest Kelly, Kelly Osbourne.

The Christina is Christina Aguilera, who doesn't currently look as good as this.

Bad Help Alert: Celebrity extreme makeover, stylists tell all.

Publication: Star

Date: 15 August 2011



Star has a cover story about celebrity makeovers. One celebrity is Megan Fox, whose career is foundering since she decided she didn't like being an adolescent sex fantasy directed by the ridiculous hack director Michael Bay.

The other is Kelly Osbourne, whose career arc is completely unknown to me.